Sunday, June 22, 2008

Singapore Talk Scene

Scene #1
Location: At a famous fast-food restaurant.


Customer: I would to order a double cheeseburger meal.

Worker: Would you like to up 'sai' it?

Customer: (paused for a while) Err... no thanks. (with a smile)


Scene #2
Location: At a famous local fashion outlet.

Customer: Do you have bigger size for this blouse?

Worker: No. Here all free 'sai'. That side (pointing at another section of the store) got big 'sai'.

Customer: Oh...(hehe! thanks but no thanks!)



Scene #3
Location: At a well-known shoe store.

Customer: Excuse me, my son's feet cannot fit into this pair of shoes. Can you let him try another size?

Worker: Orr... you want big 'sai' is it? Wait, I 'chain'.


The word SIZE is usually mispronounced as 'sai' (which means SHIT in Hokkien).
Similarly, the word CHANGE is usually mispronounced as 'chain'.

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